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if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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@NiallOfficial: Oh na na, what’s my name oh na na what’s my name! Niall obviously

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  • Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
  • Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
She waited for the train to pass. Then she said, “I sometimes think that people’s hearts are like deep wells. Nobody knows what’s at the bottom. All you can do is imagine by what comes floating to the surface every once in a while.
Haruki Murakami (via 33113)

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ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

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